Life’s a Scream: The Autobiography of Ingrid Pitt

Once, a long time ago, I encountered Ingrid Pitt down a dark alleyway. It was a most surreal experience and one I recount regularly in games of “famous people I’ve met” with friends. Some people don’t know who I’m talking about, while others go all reverent and misty-eyed (many of these people are men of a certain age), but the encounter left me with an indelible fondness for this actress and writer, so I was delighted to come across her autobiography.

Known mostly for her roles as vampires in several Hammer Horror films, Ingrid became a cult figure in the 1970s. Her striking looks and exotic accent made her stand out in an era of starlets, and indeed as her autobiography attests, she was far more than just a blonde bombshell. Born in 1937 in Poland, her father was a scientist who defied the Nazi war machine, and as a consequence Ingrid’s family were imprisoned in a concentration camp. Ingrid’s recollections of these early years are absolutely horrific, yet told with a matter-of-fact air that very effectively communicates the trauma these experiences had on a small child. Her mother bravely battled to keep Ingrid alive, and was clearly an incredible woman of great strength and determination. Their story fortunately had a happier outcome than most, as they survived the camp and were eventually reunited with Ingrid’s father.

As a teenager living in Berlin Ingrid was determined to become an actress, and had many misadventures with the communist regime in her efforts to do so. Eventually escaping Germany through her marriage to an American GI, she gave birth to a daughter, but when her husband left to go to war in Vietnam, Ingrid went travelling in the hopes of fulfilling her dream. More crazy adventures ensued as she lived mostly on her wits, with no money and a baby in tow, but she made her dream come true, starring alongside A-listers such as Clint Eastwood, John Mills, and Richard Burton. Her second marriage to an industry fixer, was one of convenience but backfired disastrously and she was effectively outcast, fleeing with her lover Tonio (later to become her third husband) to South America. But she fought back again to resurrect her career, becoming a writer as well as an actress.

Ingrid’s story is one worthy of a film in itself. It is a tragic yet funny tale, of a life full of bizarre occurrences, bite and resilience. She took the horror of the Holocaust and embraced the horror of gothic stories to counteract it; she lived a nomad’s life, refusing to be imprisoned by anyone. She comes across as a fighter, a risk-taker, and someone who knows the fundamental value of life and the importance of living it to the full. Her recollections on the movie industry are hilarious (such as a her spat with Elizabeth Taylor) and shocking (being assaulted by Orson Welles) and shine a very honest light on the misogyny of the time and culture. Ingrid has a distinct voice – not only in terms of her legendary accent, but in her casual, up-front way of speaking. I could imagine, reading her book, that she was sat right next to me on the sofa, telling me her tales with a glass of wine in one hand. She flits from one anecdote to another, mixing humour with righteous anger, and taking no sh*t from anyone. Ultimately her life story has inspired me – this little girl who witnessed so much atrocity, who survived, who stood tall, and fought back, really is an icon, and her name deserves to far more widely known. I feel honoured to have met her, however briefly. Rating: ****

Ingrid passed away in 2010, but her work continues. Several of her fictional works are due to be published, and a short animated film of her childhood experiences has been created.

 

Life’s a Scream: Heinemann, 1999, ISBN 9780434007622 (An expanded and updated version is available, published by Midnight Marquee Press, 2008, ISBN 9781887664547)

The Falcons of Fire and Ice by Karen Maitland

Reproduced with kind permission of Penguin Books

Karen Maitland is fast becoming one of my must-read writers. Her historical potboilers are full of addictively gruesome details, supernatural mayhem, characters so vibrant they slap you in the face, and a sense of tension that is sometimes unbearable. In all, rollicking good reads! The Falcons of Fire and Ice is superb, and like her previous stories, it will remain in my collection to be re-read and savoured all over again.

This is the story of innocent Isabela, whose father is the Court Falconer in Portugal, in the year 1564. But when the falcons are found murdered, the Inquisition take him in for “questioning” – and their methods of interrogation are not for the faint-hearted. The boy King however has no stomach for the Inquisition’s excesses and in what seems like a futile attempt to save his Falconer’s life, suggests that a full pardon would be offered if the white falcons are replaced within a year. An offer that Isabela immediately grasps, despite knowing that the falcons are extremely rare and their only natural habitat is Iceland – a wild and unknown country of ice and terror. The brave girl sets off on her quest, unwittingly followed by agents of the Inquisition who are determined to stop her, and mysteriously aided by the Icelandic mystic Eydris, who herself is being tormented by a draugr (a revenant spirit).

This is a fast-paced story with a large cast of characters (some of whom have aliases!) so take your time and read carefully. It really does have two very different settings with the scorching torture of the Inquisition’s flames and the bitter harshness of the Icelandic wild, and this gives the story contrast from Maitland’s other works which are firmly set in Britain, allowing her to explore different mythologies and to experiment with the supernatural element more fully. The character of Eydris in particular is fascinating and her journey has several powerful reveals. As always Maitland revels in the graphic descriptions of gore and nastiness but this is skilfully handled, providing real meat on the bones of the tale rather than being off-putting. She succeeds in bringing the period to life in a visceral and sensuous way, and that’s what makes her stand out as an historical novelist – through her descriptions you can taste, touch and smell the world she’s invoking, empathise with the desperation and terror of her characters, and fully inhabit the fantasy she’s creating. If you read predominantly fantasy or horror you would be as drawn to her stories as fans of the historical novel, yet her research into the history is thorough, and the supernatural elements woven in perfectly naturally to the social reality of the time. I loved it. Rating: ****

Penguin Books, 2013, ISBN 9780141047454